This is an obvious one as a Cleveland fan. We are used to being disappointed, absolutely crushed, and completely mangled by our teams. Of course, there’s The Drive, The Fumble, The Shot, The Decision, Nick Swisher’s Contract (oops not sure if that one goes there but it’s still a disappointment). Anyways, it’s always the Cleveland team that falls just short, tearing our hearts apart. Or, the team is so bad that we are embarrassed enough to contemplate moving to Europe and forgetting about our fan allegiance to Cleveland.